The 2nd Annual Big Gamey’s: My Awards for Super Bowl Commercials. Again.

big_gameyWelcome back to the Big Gameys – where the awards are made up and the points don’t matter. For the 2nd year of my awards, I’ve got some repeat categories mixed in with some new ones. Let’s do this.

Oreo Lights Out Award: Totino’s Live Tweeting the Super Bowl…a Day Early

The real time social media engagement inaugurated by this award’s namesake is now common place. It’s harder to have that breakthrough tweet, vine, snap with everyone doing it now (link to monster). So Totino’s delivered their realtime campaign before anyone else could, on the day before the game. The ridiculously #sparts mocking campaign was pretty clever, my only knock was that (gross generalization warning) mostly sports mind males eat Totino’s products, so coming across as not knowing football seems a little off brand. But still, it was unique.

Runner Up: Monster “Congratulations Seattle!

What the Heck Just Happened? Award: Nationwide “Make Safe Happen”

So much has been said already about where they went astray. It wasn’t the message, it was the messenger. We can debate how altruistic Nationwide’s intentions where (Hint: this backlash didn’t surprise them). What they could have done was made a PSA that was a little less sales pitchy or even a little less morbid. Adding a tagline to dead kids is just bad.

Runners Up: Loctite “#WinAtGlue

Troll Award: Chevy “Blackout”

Some may have missed it as it aired right before kickoff, but this was one of the rare ones that tried to sell something – Wi-Fi in a truck. So in a way it is a troll on two counts. Actually trying to sell something during the Super Bowl and making people think their cable just went our right before the game. It was timely, clever and tried to sell me something.

Runner Up: Budweiser bidding other brands keywords on twitter

Bourne Identity Crisis Award: Nationwide

They went from Mindy Kaling being invisible to that dead kid one. It doesn’t get much more polar opposite than that. The Mindy commercial was ok, but was completely overshadowed by the dead kid one.  Mindy’s ad hence became a waste which is unfortunate because it was the only one that delivered the brand message.

The Budweiser Puppy Overrated Award: Budweiser “Lost Dog”

The Budweiser puppy wins 2nd year in a row – first repeat award so I named it after him/her.  The cute, cuddly canine wins this year for the same reasons as last, so I’ll just copy what I said last year:

“I know why people like this commercial – the warm fuzzies. I get that Budweiser was telling a ‘buds’ story utilizing their iconic Clydesdales. But the horse took a back seat to the dog (as cute as it may have been). The ad is receiving attention for reasons other than the product or the brand. In contrast, last year’s [2013] ad featuring the Clydesdale and its trainer told a similar story, but with more brand-centric warm fuzzies.”

Tried Too Hard to be Cool Award: Nissan “With Dad”

Cool this year were emotions and dads. Nissan went heavy on both and whiffed. The commercial had a breakneck pace which made the story hard to get. Only thing help me grasp the story was the song “Cat’s in the Cradle” playing in the background- which as several have pointed out, may not have been the best choice.

Runner Up: Toyota

Newcastle Best Campaign by a Non-Super Bowl Advertiser Award: Newcastle “Band of Brands”

Once again this award’s namesake created an elaborate marketing campaign around the Super Bowl without being an official advertiser. Last year’s target was the hype and epic quality of Super Bowl ads. This year, the target was more specific – Doritos popular “Crash the Super Bowl” ad crowdsourcing campaign. For the “Band of Brands,” the beer brand used Aubrey Plaza to pitch the idea of several brands pulling their money to create an ad with all of them in it. A total of 37 took Newcastle up on their offer. The idea and Plaza both fit Newcastle’s “No Bollucks” brand. See the whole campaign at

Runners up: Totino’s

Best Laugh Award: Snickers “The Brady Bunch”

Not as many to choose from this year’s somber bowl. Snickers took their popular “you’re not you when you’re hungry” ads up a notch with Danny Trejo as Marsha Brady. It was weird, but probably accurate. They then topped it off with a Steve Buscemi as Jan zinger.

Runner up: Fiat “Blue Pill

Haters Gonna Hate Award: GoDaddy “Working”

GoDaddy had to scramble after its original ad had been pulled, and as many critics pointed out, it showed. In a vacuum, it’s a great ad. It empathizes with a key target audience – those small business owners, working when others are partying. While it was a little underwhelming for the spectacle of the Super Bowl, it is still a great ad.

Best Rip-off of Another Super Bowl Advertiser Award:  Esurance

I liked the concept even though Snickers sorta has done the same thing for awhile now and did it in the Super Bowl. In a vacuum, it’s a great concept that makes a more logical point than the original. It also had pretty good star power. Sorta like Snickers.

Lost in Translation Award: Toyota

It’s hard to translate incredible feats of determined amputees to a car brand. Sorry, can’t do it. The people are inspirational. The shiny new Camry that they drive is not.

Warm Fuzzies Award: Always “Like a Girl”

Unusually large crop of ads this year that made you feel all kinds of feels. Dads. Puppies. Overcoming disabilities. Dead kids. As a dad of a daughter, “Like a Girl” takes the cake. Sure I’m biased, but everyone has different emotional triggers (puppy’s just don’t do it for me). The message is powerfully delivered and made me a little uncomfortable in a good way. Despite my feelings, it still falls into the doesn’t-really-sell-anything trap, but the cause is a natural fit (I don’t think you can get a much more feminine brand).

Best of Show: Mophie “All-Powerless”

It didn’t really strike me at first, but the more I thought about it the more I liked it. I had never heard of the brand before, so that helped its cause here. It captures that feeling – as trivial as it may seem – that everyone gets when their phone dies. THE WORLD IS ENDING. It then introduces its product as a solution to a problem, which as I have said before, is a rarity in the Super Bowl.

Like I said before, my Super Bowl viewing was limited so tell me what I missed.


The 1st Annual Big Gamey’s: Awards for Super Bowl Commercials

I’m handing out awards for this year’s Super Bowl ads. Big Gamey’s is the best I could come up with. And the winners are…

Best Campaign by a Non-Super Bowl Advertiser Award:  Newcastle – “If We Made It”

Staying true to their “No Bullocks” brand, Newcastle lampooned the Super Bowl commercial hype with the Super Bowl ad it never made. For the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl, they unveiled story boards, behind the scenes video and almost celebrity endorsements. The campaign can be seen in all of its event-jacking glory at

Most Overrated Award: Budweiser  “Puppy Love”

I know why people like this commercial – the warm fuzzies. I get that Budweiser was telling a “buds” story utilizing their iconic Clydesdales. But the horse took a back seat to the dog (as cute as it may have been).  The ad is receiving attention for reasons other than the product or the brand. In contrast, last year’s ad featuring the Clydesdale and its trainer told a similar story, but with more brand-centric warm fuzzies.

Warm Fuzzies Award: Hyundai – “Dad’s Sixth Sense”

I’m a few months into my gig as a dad, so this is a completely biased choice. This commercial was a refreshing dose of reality and humanity. Also, I enjoyed the portrayal of a capable Dad. Cheerios’ “Gracie” was a close second.

Oreo Lights Out Award: JC Penny

jc penny super bowl tweets

When poorly typed tweets came pouring out from JC Penny’s Twitter account, everyone assumed the account was hacked or their social media person was having to much fun at the Super Bowl party. About an hour into the game, JC Penny explained they were typing with mittens, specifically, the Team USA mittens it selling to benefit Olympic athletes. While not as earth shattering as Oreo’s tweet last year, it did get people, and other brands, to talk about them.

Best Use of Subtlety Award: T-Mobile – “We Killed the Long-Term Contract”

After two over-the-top ads with Tim Tebow, T-Mobile’s third was a stripped down, text only ad hammering home it’s no contract message. The magic of this ad resides in the background music. It’s the opening tune to Disney’s animated classic Robin Hood. This quietly positioned T-Mobile as the phone company of the people fighting against the tyranny of other rich and oppressive phone companies.

What the Heck Just Happened? Award: Maserati “Now We Strike”

Close call with Chrysler, but this ad missed creatively and strategically. Their creative for the “Ghibli” described an aggressive sports car rather than the introductory model of a mega luxury car. It was a cross between the previous years’ Chrysler epics with the utter nonsense of perfume ads. Strategically, I’m not sure the audience was there for a $66,000 car. Mercedes did this during last year’s Super Bowl with their introductory model, but the price tag was half as much.

Best Laugh Award: Volkswagen “Wings”

The engineer get’s it’s wings was well executed, but the rainbow kicker at the end got me. Fart jokes are always funny. Oh, and the ad creatively demonstrated a value proposition of the brand (longevity) – a rare site in Super Bowl ads.

Best Case of Irony Award: T-Mobile – “Tim Tebow, former Denver Broncos Quarterback”

The guy that Peyton Manning replaced is now out of professional football and therefore without a contract. Clearly a great choice to show the benefits of not having a contract. Who would have predicted that Tim Tebow would have a better Super Bowl than Manning?

Tried Too Hard to be Cool Award: Bud Light “Up for Whatever”

Too much, too fast. This concept would have been so much better as a scripted, over-the-top adventure. They still could have had Arnold Schwarzenegger playing table tennis and Don Cheadle with a lama in an elevator.

Best in Show: Audi “Doberhuahua”

Creative, entertaining and puppies, what else do you want from a Super Bowl commercial? This may not go down as one of the epic ads of all time (I don’t think any will from this year), it was clever and actually demonstrated and brand value – Audi doesn’t like to compromise when it comes to their cars.

That’s my take on this year’s Super Bowl ads. If you agree with all of these, you are lying. Who would you give these awards to or what other awards would you give out?